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Right around 6th grade, I had to do a project on an animal of my choosing. I chose the walrus. A couple months later, I started to play some game over the internet. When I was asked for a username, I remembered how interesting I found the walrus, and tried to use something simple, like "TheWalrus", I don't quite remember. Well, whatever I tried was already in use, but I was given some suggested usernames similar to the one I wanted. "NimbleWalrus" was one of those names. I decided to use that for my game, and found it a pretty unique name, that I use it for pretty much every website I visit.

How the fuck is this recent?

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A reference to The Venture Bros.

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
4

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
some teeth

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
my backpack, i guess

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Chemically

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
sure

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
no clue

Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
red, black, green

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
probably...

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
no

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
maybe

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
i think i could handle that...

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
sure

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
no. that would hurt like, 3 times.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
sure

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
no pockets

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
I like it

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
stand

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
1, maybe

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
Dad

Q: Last person who called you?
Mom

Q: Person you hugged?
can't really remember

FAVOURITOLOGY

Q: Number?
55

Q: Season?
winter

Q: Colour?
red

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
yeah

Q: Mood?
tired

Q: Listening to?
Harvey Birdman

Q: Watching?
Harvey Birdman

Q: Worrying about?
a couple girls, my Chem final

Q: Wearing?
gym shorts and a Seneca shirt


RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
work

Q: What can you not wait to do?
be done with finals.

Q: Do you smile often?
semi-often

Q: Are you a friendly person?
depends.

If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that plays
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
7. Yeah, you can skip spoken word, comedians, and books on tape if you want.



[OPENING CREDITS]:
Wu-Tang Clan - Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With

[WAKING UP]:
Rage Against the Machine - Calm Like a Bomb

[FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL]:
Dwight Yoakam - Thousand Miles from Nowhere

[FALLING IN LOVE]:
Bob Dylan - Jokerman

[FIGHT SONG]:
Blues Traveler - Look Around (doesn't quite work for a fight song)

[BREAKING UP]:
Godsmack - I Fucking Hate You

[PROM]:
Stevie Ray Vaughn & Double Trouble - Texas Flood

[LIFE]:
The Police - Spirits in the Material World

[MENTAL BREAKDOWN]:
Karnivool - Cote

[DRIVING]:
The Who - Baba O'Riley

[FLASHBACK]:
Nirvana - About a Girl

[WEDDING]:
Sparta - Red Alibi

[BIRTH OF CHILD]:
Linkin Park - Hit The Floor

[FINAL BATTLE]:
Chevelle - The Red

[DEATH SCENE]:
The Beastie Boys - Pass the Mic

[FUNERAL SONG]:
Incubus - Out From Under

[END CREDITS]:
Breaking Benjamin - Sooner or Later

So some of these don't really work. But I guess thats half the fun.

There's so much snow! It looks like I'm not goin anywhere today. I would take pictures, but it's really fucking cold out. Maybe later.

My 2007 sucked ass for the most part.

Here's to 2008!

I think I may have developed real feelings for a girl after 2-someodd years. A former classmate. Problem is, I don't have the balls (again) to strike while the iron is hot. I may need to sleep on it, but I'll likely check back for advice and/or questions. So feel free to comment.

25 for 32 after the 1st round.
7 for 8 yesterday.

I'm doing relatively well.

7 for 7 today so far. 20 for 23 overall.

Day 1 - 13 for 16.
Day 2 - starts in about 45 minutes.

So far I'm 6 for 7. Damn BC-Texas Tech game.

Never Date a Libra

Indecisive, flirtatious, and downright deceptive - your Libra will tell you what you want to hear. Problem is they'll be telling *everyone* what they want to hear. Instead try dating: Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, or Scorpio

Thats funny, being thats my sign. Well I find it funny.

You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt You are also pretty picky about what you drink Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way

Gotta little Cap'n in ya? Want some?

You Are Guinness

You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.

My favorite!

I seriously want to go to the Godsmack concert at the Gardens on the 27th. Anyone wanna join me? I don't wanna be some loser loner.